The news in brief
celebrity special:
Breaking news: Taylor Swift is not a clone
Miss Universe competition suspiciously earth-centric
Some shit happened in the Big Brother house
Couple’s relationship status is somehow our business
Woman judges herself by the media’s narrow definition of
beauty
Woman wears swimwear – at the beach!
Outfits are not remotely similar
Telephoto lens captures private moment
Paparazzi intrudes on family day out
Model shows up all those slobs who fly in comfortable
clothes
Woman wears dress
Man pops to the shops
Model models
Newspaper approves of woman’s size
Model has the cheek to wear a coat – in winter and
everything!
Photographer snaps woman who clearly wants to be left the
fuck alone
Newspaper prints picture of woman who clearly wants to be
left the fuck alone
Media clearly can’t take the fucking hint
Actress shows off her gravity distorting powers (and her
knickers)
Woman updates social media
Stop the press – woman’s blouse doesn’t quite touch her
waistband when she reaches up!
Nudes in brief: Perez Hilton
And finally: actress does something totally worthwhile – but
apparently not as important as who’s wearing what and who’s fucking who…
Reading the news so
you don’t have to…
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