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Friday 1 May 2015

The news in brief 1st May 2015


The news in brief:

No abate in the great Kate wait.

Woman has too many vaginas

Age identifying software continues to bore the Internet

Election fever continues

Photos suggest crazy dictator needs upgrading to Bond-Villain status

Mad dictatorship surprises no-one

Medieval morality ruins another life

Man’s inhumanity to man continues apace

Internet populated by judgemental twats

Weather forecast: sunshine and showers with a slight chance of spaceship

Public transport ‘a bit shit’

Anticipating Earth being covered in shit by 2050, the human race starts littering another planet

Pareidolia is NOT news

Religion’s bodycount continues to mount

Rare good-news story from the Islamic Extremism saga

Rapists, rapists everywhere and not a cell to clink

NASA only goes and tests its motherfucking warp drive

Dust mites will kill us all!

Dirty fucking hypocrisy

Study states the obvious: a healthy diet is good for you

Scientists crack on with the invisibility cloak

Nudes in brief: Jasmin Walia (although we’re not sure how you can be topless under a blazer… )  

And finally:  political parties in will-they won’t-they on-again-off-again relationship

Reading the news so you don’t have to…










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