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Wednesday 27 May 2015

The news in brief 27th May 2015




The news in brief:

Public service announcement: daring each other to chug paracetemol is really, really fucking stupid

Woman does the job we pay her for

Britain enjoys a bit of pomp and ceremony

Internet breaths a sigh of relied as PM doesn’t declare Great Britain the first Galactic Empire (Still no word on that wiping out the Jedi thing though…)

‘Soul-sucking dementor wasps’ need to fire their PR guy

Breaking news: app not to blame for your irresponsibility

Man’s inhumanity to man continues apace

Turns out ‘a magical sky-wizard did it’ isn’t a science

Study states the obvious: vegetables are good for you

Bus breaks shit record

Religions bodycount continues to mount

FIFA execs in a bit of bother

Apparently gross-misconduct isn’t a sackable offence

Minor administration error inexplicably newsworthy

Ironic product placement is not news

Pizza fixes everything

Killer robots will rule the world

Apparently all men are rapists and are just waiting for the opportunity to strike

Attention-seeking hyper-bitch can dish it out but she can’t take it…

Science is fucking awesome: herpes will save us all!

Nudes in brief: Miley Cyrus (again)

And finally: salmon cannons are apparently a thing now


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