The news in brief:
Looks like we’re going to have some rain
Priceless antiquity accidentally misplaced
Small victory for common sense
Little girl is fucking ace at chess
Man sneezes dart out of his nose
Religion’s bodycount continues to mount
Man is unfathomably laid-back
PM should probably have checked her CV…
One in five Britons don’t know shit
Man’s inhumanity to man continues apace
Study states the obvious: Twitter is full of narcissistic
pricks
Professor Hawkins is a fucking legend
Party plans a bit of re-branding
Millionaire hypocrite fails to keep his promise
Labour party has to switch to Alan Splenda
Boss is better than your boss
Hysterical overreaction
Geeks will save us all!
Breaking news: great-grandmother is quite fond of her new
great-granddaughter
Arsehole landlord exploits the desperate
Insane dictatorship surprises no-one
Nudes in brief: Derek Hough
And finally: no ‘and finally’ tonight, not with another
disaster is Nepal
so soon after the last one. Our thoughts are, as ever, with those affected.
Donations would be pretty fucking sweet.
Reading the news so
you don’t have to…
No comments:
Post a Comment