The news in brief:
Bored of politics? We sure as fuck are! Let’s crack on with
this week’s celebrity special…
Woman wears black dress
Paparazzi intrudes on family day out
Woman wears red dress
Breaking news: actress pops to the shops
Woman wears see-through dress
Pregnant woman looks a bit pregnant
Woman conforms to media’s narrow definition of beauty
Woman updates social media
Woman dresses up
Woman dresses down
Wardrobe malfunction
Newspaper has opinions about women’s make-up
Stop the press: daughter looks a bit like her mum
We still maintain that taking photographs of people’s kids
is fucking weird
Underwear speculation
Woman dresses appropriately for the weather
“Puts on a leggy display?” more like “woman gets out of
car.”
New mother has the audacity to keep baby away from the paparazzi
for ten whole months
Dad caught spending time with son
Nudes in brief: Jessica Gomes
And finally: woman’s top rides up a tiny bit (thank god
there was a photographer on hand to record this groundbreaking event…)
Reading the news so
you don’t have to…
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