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Wednesday 5 November 2014

The news in brief 5th November 2014



The news in brief:

MP struggles to understand difficult concepts like ‘competition’ and ‘free market economy.’

People are less concerned about their energy bills

Ebola!

Minor administration error masquerading as news

Millions of obsessed fangirls’ hearts shattered into a billion pieces

Headteacher a bit heavy handed

People are more concerned about their energy bills

Religion’s bodycount continues to mount

Politics or Star Wars: Republicans take control of the Senate

Mad suggestion that gays are people too

Medieval justice system fails to recognise difference between ‘homosexual’ and ‘transgender.’

Pro tip: If a spider eats a person, it’s not cannibalism. If a spider eats a spider, it’s perfectly normal behaviour and not remotely news worthy. Just saying.

People act like cunts on the Internet

Man’s inhumanity to man continues apace     

Old people go wild!

Terrible human beings forget how to person

Health and fucking safety

Bureaucracy: 1, Common sense: 0

Attack of the harmless, normal-sized ladybirds!

Media dictates what your kids want for Christmas this year

Google outright promises to build Skynet

Nudes in brief: Millie Mackintosh

And finally: The husky behind Kim Jong-Un is totally banging that cat…   

Reading the news so you don’t have to…




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