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Sunday 16 November 2014

The news in brief 16th November 2014



Sorry we didn’t update yesterday – frightfully rude, I know – but we had a houseguest and time ran away with us…

The news in brief celebrity special:

Attention-seeking hyper-bitch strikes again

News website enjoys a bit of cyberbullying

Woman fails to adhere to media’s narrow definition of beauty

Website doesn’t like woman’s dress   

Woman has the audacity to dress comfortably whilst running errands

Paparazzi catches actress walking. Alone. Outside.

Woman wears dress

Model does her job

Woman updates social media

Actress conforms to media’s narrow definition of beauty

Actress performs fictional role in film

Photographer catches couple walking. Together. Outside.

Scandal: host says FUCK on tea-time telly  

Paparazzi intrudes on family day out

Kim Kardashian’s arse is still inexplicably news…

Stop the press: woman gets life to the hair dressers

Cleavage!

Woman wears clothes appropriate for the weather

Outrage: 49 year-old actress has the impudence to wear flattering underwear.  

Woman wears gym wear - whilst exercising!

Seriously?! Four separate stories about that woman’s backside. Really? Really?!

Nudes in brief: You’ll never guess who…

And finally: woman wears jumper 

Reading the ‘news’ so you don’t have to…
 


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