The news in brief:
Pro tip: it’s not actually hacking if you leave it unlocked
Municipality has too much time on its hands
Border security not entirely to blame
New bus fuel is shit
Hand driers will kill us all
Study states the obvious: it pays to suck up to the boss
Economy a bit shit
Cats make rubbish dogs
Religion’s bodycount continues to mount
Nature reminds the human race who’s in charge
People act like cunts on the Internet
Disrespectful cunts try to steal memorial
Man’s inhumanity to man continues apace
Carer forgets how to person
Weather set to get more wintery over the next few weeks
Activists told to deactivate
Winnie the Pooh probably not a ‘sexually deviant hermaphrodite’
(I mean, it’d be weirder if E H Shepard HAD drawn his spam
javelin)
People want woman sacked for having an opinion
North
Korea getting a bit hairy
Hey, Utah
– maybe you could just not execute people at all…
Nudes in brief: Soraja Vucelic
And finally: Swedish Woman’s group want a word for female
masturbation to be officially recognised - and they’re open to suggestions….
Reading the news so
you don’t have to…
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