The news in brief 2nd March 2014

What a depressing news day, war and murder everywhere; thank shitting crikey for The news in brief Celebrity special:

Scandal: Couple go out for the night and leave the baby with a sitter

Woman wears bikini

Actress not dressed for the weather

Recently dumped woman caught not smiling

Woman wears lipstick

Singer indulges in a spot of product placement

Celebrity caught wearing casual clothes

Radio star wears colourful skirt

Breakdown of long term relationship is our business for some reason

Singer appears to have forgotten about fruit

Expectant mother updates Twitter

Shock: adults stay out late

Man gets sunburn

Woman changes dress

Actress not wearing heels

Woman fails to live us to media’s narrow definition of beauty

Sports star modifies her face because of media’s narrow definition of beauty – and the Internet trolls it spawned

Mother and daughter go outside TOGETHER!

Do the police not read newspapers?!

Consenting adult in long-term relationship may or may not be pregnant

Actress has legs

Woman lives up to media’s narrow definition of beauty

Three women wear kinda-sorta similar dresses

Man wears scarf!

Trawling through this shit so you don’t have to…