The news in brief:
Misleading headline
Organisation makes mistake and promptly apologises
Parent caught by paparazzi engaging in the act of ‘parenting’
Shark story still ‘full of shit’
Compensation paid out to whining bellend
Man has freaky muscles
Religion’s bodycount continues to mount
Headbutting people is generally a ‘bad idea’
Kangaroo on the rampage
Russia
situation still ‘pretty hairy’
Judge stretches use of ‘boys will be boys’ to breaking point
Home Office decision a bit ‘prick-y’
Newsflash: personal responsibility is still a thing
Wild speculation is not news
News website should probably start spell checking its
headlines
Mother makes song and dance about minor inconvenience
19 out of 20 prisoners are NOT gypsies
Breastfeeding mother lambasted by anonymous tool. Internet
fights back.
Family calls cops on killer cat
Man needs to look up the word ‘gratitude’
Remember – taking money from someone’s great-great-grandchild
will make up for sins inflicted on your great-great-grandfather…
Attention seeking-hyperbitch slags of dead guy before he’s had
a chance to go cold
Spies engage in the act of ‘spying.’ Nobody is surprise.
Diana Watch 2014: still pretty sure she’s dead
Reading the news so
you don’t have to….
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