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Tuesday 25 March 2014

The news in brief 25th March 2014

The news in brief: 

Mind the gap

Religion’s bodycount continues to mount

People looked different 30 years ago

Study states the obvious: people are generally shit

Kids are hard work  

Russia situation remains ‘pretty hairy’  

Grown men act like 5 year old on the Internet

Journalist in trouble for not being psychic

Nudes in brief:  Eva Green

Remember: it’s totally cool to have a story about a woman’s battle with depression right next to another ‘story’ about her racy photoshoot.  

Economy a bit less shit

Remember: it’s only animal cruelty if you’re honest about it

General public can’t be trusted to brush their own teeth

It’s not rocket science: proof read your texts before you hit send

Handy scapegoat appears

Summer may be hot

Wild speculation continues

Apparently computer buffs haven’t seen The Terminator      

Council finds new way to waste money  

Man takes minor inconvenience and obvious accident to the national papers

Think tank basically makes shit up

Personal responsibility is apparently not a thing now

News giant doesn’t check it’s homepage for mistakes

Study suggests stupid idea is really fucking stupid

Unidentified Flying Object probably not aliens

Diana Watch 2014: ‘still’ dead

Reading the news so you don’t have to… 

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