The news in brief 26th March 2014

The news in brief:

Article suggests meat comes from animals

Exposé suggests people like sex

Celebrities sure do get married a lot

Diana has to share the dead celebrity spotlight

Whatever happened to public service announcements?

Diametrically opposed politicians disagree

Hero saved lives by shortening war – WITH MATHS!

Freedom of speech means tolerating viewpoints you might disagree with

Best. Wedding cake. Ever.

Man is a bit of a legend. Can the Internet do a whip round, please?

Giant rat: inferior. Giant rat trap: superior

Doctors haven’t heard of these pesky ‘human rights’ things  

Cookies are a sometimes food

Public figure apparently isn’t allowed a day off

Text messages are deadly killers

Look, if it’s in the Oort Cloud, it’s not going to be earth-like, okay?!

Spring weather a bit wintery and a bit summery (no shit)

58 year-old didn’t have ID

Dictator probably barmy

Red top tabloid not so hot with the fact-checking

Nudes in brief: Jodie Marsh

Really big ship!

Foxes: 1, human: 0

Dolphin situation remains ‘pretty hairy’

Elvis watch 2014: ‘still dead’

Reading the news so you don’t have to….