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Monday 17 March 2014

The news in brief 17th March 2013

The news in brief:

Newsflash: science applied fictitiously IS science fiction

Get naked and drink coffee!

School probably not responsible for child being soft

Wild speculation!

Looking for 250 foot plane on a whole planet not that straight forward

Space is fucking cool

Mountain a bit treacherous

Woman loves dogs a bit too much

School boy suspended for suggesting ‘education is good for kids’

No fat ladies :(

Another Britain’s Got Talent fix story… sigh

Ending of TV show still totally confusing

Russia situation upgraded to ‘pretty ropey’

Study suggests eating sensibly is a Good Idea

Newspaper rediscovers use of the word ‘allegedly’

People act like cunts on the Internet

Nudes in brief: Amanda Seyfried

Man’s manhood is none of our business

Estate agent should probably tidy up first – WHY IS THIS NEWS?!

Precocious child receives ironic letter

Religion’s bodycount continues to mount

Man eyes up cake

Crazy weirdos do some crazy ass shit

Diana Watch 2014: still pretty dead

Reading the news so you don’t have to…



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