News in brief:
Historically infertile animal may or may not be pregnant
Religion's bodycount continues to mount
Games console manufacturer determined to alienate fans
Government suggests rules should apply to everyone
Fastfood sandwich better than it was in 1973
Newspaper suggests family should secure bigger house before having more kids
Celebrity wears bikini on cruise
Government receives backlash for suggesting rules should apply to everyone
Queue-jumping celebrity kicked out of bakery
Bongo-Bongo jibe offensive
Poor people shop at Lidl
Fracking still a thing
Cyber bullies are fucking shits
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