The news in brief:
World shitting itself over Syria
Religion's bodycount continues to mount
President recalls MLK whilst planning attacks, irony lost
Wombles!
Genius man makes money from cold calls
Crazy mind machine!
Hospital food a bit shit
No cheap houses left in London
Badger botherers burn police firing range
Women in pyjamas are sexy
Violent criminal has heart
Celebrity smokes a cigarette
Has-beens act like twats in a house
Woman wears new blouse
Whole-arse tattoo probably a bit much
Scientists grow a little brain
News channel spectacularly intolerant
Reading the news so you don't have to....
No comments:
Post a Comment