The news in brief:
Old lady is really fucking old
CGI pictures of London in ruin
Religion's bodycount continues to mount
Coffee is bad for you
Fracking operations scaled back in Essex
Flip flops blamed for mowing down and backing over pedestrian
Man gets in car with woman
Driver was allegedly aiming for someone else
8th century monument bulldozed
Sexually active woman pregnant
Woman wears mismatched bikini
99 year-old dies
Not everyone got their first choice for university
Another 70's celebrity accused of sex crimes
Media finally cottoned on that flat tariffs actually put some people's bills up
Former Archbishop tells Christians to grow up and stop whining
Reading the news so you don't have to...
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