The news in brief:
Kids are expensive
Sports event tickets on sale
Religion's bodycount continues to mount
American business suggest it is not British
Film is not real
Russia remains painfully homophobic
Glamour model objects to lad's-mags objections
House prices fluctuate
Another book of conflicting 'dos and don'ts' for expectant mothers
Protesters feel entitled to private land
Woman has childhood pictures
Princess Diana still dead
Student tried weed
Woman wears sensible shoes
Man shoots off own penis
Woman wears dress
80 bridesmaids?!
Coffee is bad for you
Reading the news so you don't have to...
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