The news in
brief:
Sorry,
my husky brethren, but basically there’s a list of types of people and as soon
as it becomes a hate crime to pick on one, the media moves on to the next…
Poor
people are all litter louts
Correctional
facility forgets how to prison
Poor
people only eat junk food
Space
is really fucking big
Wintery
weather due this January
Phone
is really fucking expensive
Some
people have more money than sense
The
Walkman is back but you probably can’t afford one
Religion’s
bodycount continues to mount
So,
social petworking is a thing now…
Hackers
are at it again
Criminal
bastards sell black market gateaux
Another
contender for ‘cunt of the year’ enters the arena
What
will you do with your leap-second?
Man’s
inhumanity to man continues apace
Hypnotist
helps catch bad guy
BBC’s
drinks tab is fucking huge
Economy
still pretty shit
Pro
tip: stop going to A&E for non-emergencies. The clue is in the fucking name!
Study
states the obvious: exercise is good for you
Nudes
in brief: Lindsay Lohan
And
finally: we’re glad the lady’s feeling better, but she only had a hard time
because people are heartless fucks who place far too much emphasis on the media’s
narrow definition of beauty…
Reading the news
so you don’t have to…
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