The news in brief
celebrity special:
‘Peace on Earth and goodwill to all mankind’ apparently a
hard concept
Woman updates social media
Pay attention: an actual example of a ‘pregnant woman
showing off her bump’
Photographers intrude on couple’s romantic evening
Woman wears dress
Actress dresses appropriately for the weather
Poncho is pretty fucking expensive
Telephoto lens captures intimate moment
Couple sex life is inexplicably news
Woman conforms to media’s narrow definition of beauty
Stop the press: celebrity can afford a pretty expensive
house
Newspaper doesn’t like woman’s outfit
Breaking news: man wears scarf
Much like thousands of others this week, couple gets married
Elderly woman wears hat
Woman has the audacity to pop the shops without doing her
make-up
Idle speculation: celebrity’s wife may or may not be
pregnant
Newspaper seemingly obsessed with actor’s kids
Soap storyline set to be ‘traumatic’ and ‘unrealistic’
Some shit happened in a house. No-one cared.
Pregnant woman probably not ‘hiding her bump’ and probably
just ‘carrying a bag’
Woman doesn’t dress for the weather
Paparazzi intrudes on family day out
Nudes in brief: Kelly Brook
And finally: photographer catches man reading – like a book
and everything!
Reading the news so
you don’t have to…
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