The news in brief:
Internet looses its shit over children’s program
Despite knowing all those big clever words, QCs struggle
with ‘fictional’
We’re not sure if she’s in the running for cunt of the year,
but mum sure is pushy
Protocol droid can go fuck himself
Pope suggests ‘over her tits’ not the same as ‘spilled on
the ground’
These may not have
been his exact words – the editor
Religion’s bodycount continues to mount
Little girl says what we’re all thinking
Pen lid, jelly baby and cake-topper tell it like it is
Singer calls bullshit on hypocrisy
Man’s inhumanity to man continues apace
NHS a bit shit
Surgeon shows us that not everyone is a gigantic bellend
Aeroplane a bit minging like
Sport enforces its medieval rules
Council prepares to patronise benefits claimants
Weather to remain ‘wintery’ until at least spring
Newspaper needs to spell check its headlines…
Study states the obvious: it’s grim up North
Two-legged dog totally NOT a kangaroo
Product placement masquerading as news
No manners? Don’t worry – there’s an app for that…
Nudes in brief: Amy Willerton
And finally: possum due a mammoth shit (unless of course it
was put down)
Reading the news so
you don’t have to…
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