The news in brief:
Wild speculation reported as fact
Quotation marks pretty much ‘replace’ the word allegedly…
Weather not as wintery as expected
Facebook and Instagram hacked – Internet looses its freaking
mind
How many skinny lattes, moustaches and thigh-gaps went
undocumented
Boko Haram killed a whole bunch of people too – but apparently
nobody gives a shit about that…
Religion’s bodycount continues to mount
Dental mishap
Political correctness gone mad
Journalist wants to take away all our favourite words
In related news, we may have to stop bandying the word ‘horse-fucker’
around quite so casually
For the record – you totally shouldn’t have sex with horses
University is fucking expensive
Don’t believe everything you read
Weddings are getting out of hand
Pro tip: stop fucking about near trains
Attention-seeking hyper-bitch doesn’t quite understand taxes
General public are judgemental bastards
Hallelujah, it’s a raining fish
Giant Stig
Pornography will kill us all
Nudes in brief: Emma McVey
And finally: 70 years ago, man’s inhumanity to man was
unfathomable. I hope we never forget….
Reading the news so
you don’t have to…
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