The news in brief:
Wild speculation reported as fact 
Quotation marks pretty much ‘replace’ the word allegedly…  
Weather not as wintery as expected 
Facebook and Instagram hacked – Internet looses its freaking
mind 
How many skinny lattes, moustaches and thigh-gaps went
undocumented 
Boko Haram killed a whole bunch of people too – but apparently
nobody gives a shit about that…
Religion’s bodycount continues to mount 
Dental mishap
Political correctness gone mad 
Journalist wants to take away all our favourite words 
In related news, we may have to stop bandying the word ‘horse-fucker’
around quite so casually 
For the record – you totally shouldn’t have sex with horses 
University is fucking expensive 
Don’t believe everything you read 
Weddings are getting out of hand 
Pro tip: stop fucking about near trains 
Attention-seeking hyper-bitch doesn’t quite understand taxes
 
General public are judgemental bastards
Hallelujah, it’s a raining fish 
Giant Stig 
Pornography will kill us all 
Nudes in brief: Emma McVey 
And finally: 70 years ago, man’s inhumanity to man was
unfathomable. I hope we never forget…. 
Reading the news so
you don’t have to…  
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