The news in brief:
Zombie cat returns from beyond the grave
Religion’s bodycount continues to mount
Product placement masquerading as news
Now if someone steals your phone, they can steal your house
as well as your identity
Photographer has balls of steel
Study states the obvious: sugary cereals are full of sugar
Weather entirely typical for January
Dude is totally amazing at his job
Terrorists spread hate in 140 characters or less
Newspaper not quite sure how Lent works…
Media’s narrow definition of beauty is an ever-changing
thing
Busybodies have far too much time on their hands
Man literally rejected by the entire world
Greatest film of all time due unnecessary remake
Burglar totally wanted a sandwich
Man’s inhumanity to man continues apace
Economy a bit shit
Apparently, common sense needs incentivising
Lipstick will kill us all!
Minor customer service failure reported as news
Social media indulges in some stunning hypocrisy
Supermarket totally regrets its free coffee idea
Nudes in brief: Elena Perminova
And finally – good-natured train passengers show as that not
everyone is a gigantic bellend
Reading the news so
you don’t have to…
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