Slight change to
The news in brief’s publishing schedule.
When we started this thing 18 months ago, we weren’t expecting anyone to still
give a flying shit a year-and-a-half later. It turns out I need a break every
once in a while and having a one-year-old totally doesn’t help.
The news in brief
will publish its usual rundown of the day’s headlines on Monday, Tuesday,
Wednesday and Friday. Thursdays will be a funny infographic, blog post from the
archives or link to something so fucked up it doesn’t need The news in brief’s loving caress – and Sundays will remain the
ever-popular Celebrity Special.
The news in
brief celebrity special:
Woman
updates social media
Couple
dresses appropriately for the weather
Paparazzi
intrudes on family day out
Woman
wears hat
Telephoto
lenses capture intimate moment
Woman
wears beachwear – at the beach!
‘Parading
her enviable figure’ or just ‘walking from point A to point B?’
Woman
fails to conform to media’s narrow definition of beauty
Newspaper
has opinions about woman’s outfit
Photographer
intrudes on family holiday
Woman
wears bikini
Couple’s
sex life inexplicably our business
Shock:
woman goes for walk – on her own!
Stop
the press: actress smokes cigarette
Actress
wears snow boots – in the snow!
Woman
conforms to media’s narrow definition of beauty
Model
pops to the shops
Mad
suggestion, but if she’s ‘keeping a low profile,’ maybe you shouldn’t take her
fucking photograph and post it on the fucking Internet?!
Singer
is totally not sorry
Paparazzi
intrudes on family time
Nudes
in brief: Myleene Klass
And
finally: actor caught rehydrating immediately after exercise
Reading the news
so you don’t have to…
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