The news in brief:
Political party doesn’t quite get economics
Cyclist says #sorrynotsorry
MPs agree ruining national parks might be a Bad Idea
Fracking will kill us all
Fracking will save us all
Man’s inhumanity continues apace
Church acknowledges that women may in fact be people
Asshole begs to differ
Wine thief not a huge fan
Popular people will kill us all
Attack of the drones
Study states the obvious: northerners do best fried
breakfast
Turns out it wasn’t GCHQ on the phone…
Weather to turn very wintery
Religion’s bodycount continues to mount
Big-wig’s wig snags big fig (very proud of that one…)
Army suggests that gays may in fact be people too
Coffee and carbs are good for you! (get them in before they
change their minds again!)
Pro tip: probably best to not ignore the tickets
Slip of the tongue leads to moral outrage
Nudes in brief: Miley Cyrus
And finally: woman donates her womb to her infertile best
friend – showing that not all human being are gigantic, selfish fuck-faces.
Reading the news so
you don’t have to…
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