The news in brief:
Miracle babies survive terrible tragedy
New dinosaur needs to wind its neck in
Lego unveils its plan to bankrupt nerds everywhere
Study suggest wine is good for you this week
Engineers design expensive, short-term solution for human
misery
Product placement is NOT news
Novelty graphs are NOT news
Medieval justice system executes the mentally handicapped
Good news: the wage gap between men and women is closing
Bad news: we’re all getting shafted
Religion’s bodycount continues to mount
Light dusting of snow brings United Kingdom to a grinding halt
Man’s inhumanity to man continues apace
Mad suggestion: have you tried not speeding?
Economy a bit shit
Man’s inhumanity to chickens continues apace. Police suspect
foul play…
Health and safety: 1 - human decency: 0
Spoilsports ruin winter for everyone
Indistinct white dot probably not a UFO
Time may in fact not be a ball of wibbly, wobbly,
timey-wimey stuff, but instead a linear progression of cause and effect
Universe is barren and lifeless. After the ‘future is
predetermined’ stuff, this is some pretty bleak shit…
Nudes in brief: everyone is oddly clothed today. Does a bit
of shoulder count?!
And finally: abused baby orang-utan is rescued, re-homed and
happily eating fruit
Reading the news so
you don’t have to…
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