The news in
brief:
Actor
really hates his son’s girlfriend
Economy
still pretty shit
Aeroplane
passengers have pretty crap day
Big
Brother is apparently still a thing
Fuel
prices suspiciously low
Mysterious
dot probably not aliens
Terrorist
doesn’t quite get Twitter
Council
member wins ‘cunt of the year so far’ award
Even
zealots need financial services…
Bureaucracy
1: common sense: 0
Religion’s
bodycount continues to mount
Study
states the obvious: scarves keep you warm
Social
media users may be a tiny bit gullible
Turns
out all those old wives might have been right after all
Pro
tip: space hoppers are not vehicles
Now
you can have placebos for lunch
Man’s
inhumanity to man continues apace
Some
Germans aren’t too hot at history
Medieval
morality claims even more lives
Tattooing
your own face with printer ink is generally NOT a good idea
Product
placement masquerading as news
Ironic
collision
Nudes
in brief: Chloe Goodman
And
finally: Nazi cows try to kill owners
Reading the news
so you don’t have to…
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