The news in brief
celebrity special:
Macaulay Culkin definitely still alive
Woman caught parenting
Paparazzi intrudes on family day out
New mother is not ‘debuting’ child. She just went outside.
Fucking vultures.
Stop the press: singer sings song – on television!
Woman wears leotard
Man’s sex life is somehow our business
Wild speculation
Someone’s (alleged) sexual partner being ‘plus-sized’ doesn’t
make it news
Woman wears dress
Woman caught walking her dog
Woman updates social media
Newspaper indulges in a bit of cyber-bullying
Coat looks nothing like the Cookie Monster
Woman conforms to media’s narrow definition of beauty
Woman wears dress
Man conforms to media’s narrow definition of beauty (for a
change)
Two ‘stories’ objectifying a male celebrity?! Not quite what
we’re looking for, but it’s a step in the right direction.
Cleavage! (sigh)
Couple caught getting a snack
Two consenting adults caught smooching – in public!
Newspaper doesn’t like woman’s shoes
Nudes in brief: Bradley Cooper – that makes three!
And finally: popular Internet outlet a big, smelly, dirty,
fucking hypocrite
Reading the news so
you don’t have to…
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