The news in brief 8th November 2014

The news in brief:

Billionaire reveals secret to success

Tyne and Wear Metro pretty fucked

Sports fans decides man NOT entitled to his own beliefs

People act like pricks on the Internet

Medieval legal system set to progress from 5^th to 6^th Century

Child actor NOT dead

Religion’s bodycount continues to mount  

‘Mind control’ worryingly a thing now

America’s most expensive house is pretty fucking expensive

MP accused of economic shenanigans 

York very keen for bacon sandwiches

Local newspaper tells us how many pigs were hurt, but nothing about the drivers…

Threats of a new Cold War as The Fall of the Berlin Wall is remembered

Giant phallus splits Sydney (yeah, you read that right…)    

Man’s inhumanity to man continues apace

Skynet’s gonna put you and your grandchildren out of work!

Weather set to become wintery

Study states the obvious: discount supermarket cheaper than non-discount supermarket

Newspaper clearly doesn’t know how much chips cost…

Terrible woman forgets how to person

Nudes in brief: Keira Knightley (but for once this isn’t gratuitous news boobs)   

Yep, child actor definitely still alive (thank you Wikipedia)

And finally: Actor helps restore faith in humanity

Reading the news so you don’t have to…