Sorry we didn’t update yesterday – frightfully rude, I know –
but we had a houseguest and time ran away with us… 
The news in brief
celebrity special:
Attention-seeking hyper-bitch strikes again 
News website enjoys a bit of cyberbullying 
Woman fails to adhere to media’s narrow definition of beauty
Website doesn’t like woman’s dress   
Woman has the audacity to dress comfortably whilst running
errands 
Paparazzi catches actress walking. Alone. Outside. 
Woman wears dress 
Model does her job
Woman updates social media 
Actress conforms to media’s narrow definition of beauty 
Actress performs fictional role in film 
Photographer catches couple walking. Together. Outside. 
Scandal: host says FUCK on tea-time telly  
Paparazzi intrudes on family day out 
Kim Kardashian’s arse is still inexplicably news…
Stop the press: woman gets life to the hair dressers 
Cleavage! 
Woman wears clothes appropriate for the weather
Outrage: 49 year-old actress has the impudence to wear
flattering underwear.  
Woman wears gym wear - whilst exercising!
Seriously?! Four separate stories about that woman’s
backside. Really? Really?! 
Nudes in brief: You’ll never guess who… 
And finally: woman wears jumper 
Reading the ‘news’ so
you don’t have to… 
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