The news in brief:
General public not too sure how politics works
Shadow cabinet minister too clear on how it works either
Vile woman continues her mission to offend everyone on earth
Right-wing group struggle to remember dates
Attention-seeking hyper-bitch in trouble again
Religion’s bodycount continues to mount
Woman’s backside occupies disproportionate amount of column
inches
Science is fucking awesome!
Weather to become increasingly wintery over next few weeks
Newspaper has only just realised you can change Facebook’s
language to ‘pirate.’
Maybe next week they will discover Keyboard Cat and the
Dancing Baby…
Man’s inhumanity to man continues apace
Towels will kill us all!
Bird caught doing bird stuff
Ebola!
Indistinct blur probably not a UFO
Jessica Ennis-Hill’s Jessica Ennis-Hill Stand stand
Christmas advert has all the feels
Mass hysteria!
Amazon ready to unleash drone armada
Study states the obvious: some people just live longer than
others
Nudes in brief: Eastenders
And finally: double donut burger is probably bad for you
Reading the news so
you don’t have to…
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