The news in brief:
MP struggles to understand difficult concepts like ‘competition’
and ‘free market economy.’
People are less concerned about their energy bills
Ebola!
Minor administration error masquerading as news
Millions of obsessed fangirls’ hearts shattered into a
billion pieces
Headteacher a bit heavy handed
People are more concerned about their energy bills
Religion’s bodycount continues to mount
Politics or Star Wars: Republicans take control of the
Senate
Mad suggestion that gays are people too
Medieval justice system fails to recognise difference
between ‘homosexual’ and ‘transgender.’
Pro tip: If a spider eats a person, it’s not cannibalism. If
a spider eats a spider, it’s perfectly normal behaviour and not remotely news
worthy. Just saying.
People act like cunts on the Internet
Man’s inhumanity to man continues apace
Old people go wild!
Terrible human beings forget how to person
Health and fucking safety
Bureaucracy: 1, Common sense: 0
Attack of the harmless, normal-sized ladybirds!
Media dictates what your kids want for Christmas this year
Google outright promises to build Skynet
Nudes in brief: Millie Mackintosh
And finally: The husky behind Kim Jong-Un is totally banging
that cat…
Reading the news so
you don’t have to…
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