The news in brief:
Newspaper is a scaremongering little troublemaker
Twitter calls them out of their bullshit
Misleading headline
Routine exercise reported as major international incident
Exclusive interview surprises no-one
Archbishop suggests we should try not being dicks to each
other
Couple exploits loophole to show medieval justice system
that love is all you need
Government is not impressed
Turns out money can’t buy you love
Hilarious spelling mistake
Leisure Centre rewards lack of imagination
Man’s inhumanity to man continues apace
Technology is fucking terrifying…
Religion’s bodycount continues to mount
Extreme accidental upskirts!
Man doesn’t recognise someone – and this is somehow news
Manufacturer slays dragons
Economy ‘not that shit’
Ebola!
White supremacy group relaxes its entry requirements
New antibiotics are total horseshit
Study states the obvious: exercise is good for you
Nudes in brief: Jena
Malone
And finally: theme park bans single adults just in case they
are paedophiles...
Reading the news so
you don’t have to…
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