The news in brief:
Being short will kill us all! (well, maybe not us tall
people)
Minor administrative error blown out of all proportions
Study states the obvious: fossil fuels are not a limitless
resource
Pilot really needed a drink
Japan
kicked Scotland’s
arse (at whisky making, anyway)
Economy still a bit shit
Britain’s
roads are pretty shitty too
Religion’s bodycount continues to mount
£120,000 of tax payer money wasted on advice a five-year-old
could give
Man takes job really fucking seriously
News website has opinions about not-so-sexy calendars
Media rolls out its annual X-Factor fix story
Outrage: businesses make money
Human race goes mad for Pumpkin Spice latte
Man’s inhumanity to man continues apace
World Trade Centre re-opens for business
Ebola!
Newsflash: human beings come in a variety of shapes and
sizes
What kind of dirty, twat-faced horse-fucker steals a charity
tin?
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