The news in brief:
Telegraph says what we’re all thinking
Hotel comes up with novel way of handling complaints
Turns out there’s crime on the Internet
Mother is pretty fucking hardcore
Crime fighting reindeer are a thing now
Study states the obvious: Germans like beer
Fool me once Tony Hawk, shame on you. Fool me twice shame on
me…
Religion’s bodycount continues to mount
Man bites the hand that feeds him
Seals’ inhumanity to penguins continues apace
Organic matter found – in outer fucking space!
….either the whole Internet has fallen for it, or the
hoverboard is real this time
Economy still a bit shit
Woman is really hard to please
Bunch of cunts totally get what they deserve
Keyboard warrior doesn’t understand numbers with more than
two decimal places
Why exactly does a 5 year-old need an Instagram account?
Strange light probably not a UFO… (although we did just find
organic matter on a comet)
Man’s inhumanity to man continues apace
PANIC!
Headline / content mismatch
Medieval justice system releases man jailed for being gay
Nudes in brief: why are we bothering at the minute? All I
want is some different boobs
And finally: locals trick neo-nazis into raising money for
anti-fascist group
Reading the news so
you don’t have to…
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