The news in brief
celebrity special:
Woman dresses appropriately for the weather 
Photographer intrudes on woman’s vacation
Model poses for photograph 
Journalist’s private life somehow our business now
Woman doesn’t dress appropriately for the weather 
Wild speculation (I mean, she could be on the phone to her
doctor for all you know…)
Woman updates social media 
Woman wears dress 
Stop the press: celebrity gets voted off reality TV show 
Photographer intrudes on family day out 
Look here, The Daily Mail, Seth Rogan isn’t being a ‘helpful
husband’ by ‘helping his wife with the groceries,’ unless you’re implying that
food shopping is the woman’s job…   
Scandal: Actor wears comfortable clothes  
Shock: child looks a bit like her mum…
Pregnant woman looks pregnant 
Actress has legs 
Cleavage! 
Woman wears comfortable clothes – why is this news?! 
Woman has hair cut 
Hold the front page: man owns tracksuit 
Nudes in brief: Miley Cyrus  
And finally: designer not so good at Christmas
Reading the news so
you don’t have to…
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