The news in brief:
242 joyless cretins entirely miss the point
Study states the obvious: tiger may just be ‘big cat’
Love overcomes physical limitations
Science is motherfucking awesome
Veteran exploited by right-wing crazies
Hackers are out to get you!
Ebola!
Religion’s bodycount continues to mount
Probe has uncovered secrets of life’s origins here on earth…
or maybe not
According to the telegraph, apparently the 2026 world cut
will be held IN HELL!
(Either the Telegraph has been hacked or its swapped jobs
with The Onion…)
Man’s inhumanity to man continues apace
Contrary to media hysteria, not every celebrity in the 1970s
was a paedophile…
People act like cunts on the Internet
Poundland’s Frozen merchandise story starting get old now
Yawn… another children’s toy that totally doesn’t swear.
Pro tip: if you bleep the video at the moment the toy ‘swears,’
how do we know you’re not just full of shit? (We did some actual journalism and
checked)
Traffic lights are totally sexist – but don’t worry, Germany’s on
the case
Medieval morality forced to acknowledge that gays are, in
fact, people
Man is a gigantic prick
Newspaper flexes its hypocrite muscle and enjoys a bit of
cyberbullying
Nudes in brief: Kim Kardashian (again)
And finally: woman
had all the symptoms of death (but got better)
Reading the news so
you don’t have to…
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