The news in brief 21st March 2014

The news in brief:

Shock: Man on IV for three months loses weight

Media disseminates intimate details of critically ill man

Precious life emerges from family tragedy

Russia situation probably not going to destroy the world (phew)

Public has warped expectations of aeroplanes

Wild speculation

Couple’s baby plans are none of our business

Religion’s bodycount continues to mount

It turns out the tidal wave of Romanians and Bulgarians (remember that?!) didn’t happen

Man’s inhumanity to man continues apace

Hate mongers turn out to be hypocrites (who knew?!)

Criminal Wombles on the loose

Man has pretty boring hobby

Study states the obvious: sitting on your fat arse is bad for you

New app negates last lingering vestiges of human interaction

Finding a small object in the ocean might take a while

No shit: overstressing children may cause children stress

Religion’s brainwashing of young minds continues apace

Parenting apparently too much like hard work

(Wo)man’s inhumanity to animals continues apace

Woman in her fifties looks like a woman in her fifties

Mammal has body hair

Nudes in brief: Jasmin Walia (who ever that is)

Diana Watch 2014: still pretty dead

Update: news in brief writer still under the weather, but feeling very much better. The editor feels like shit. Luckily the editor doesn’t have to do that much work…

  

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