The news in brief 24th March 2014:

The news in brief: 

No shit: discount store does well in a recession

The spirit of Hitler is alive and well and living on the Internet

Employer learns open interviews are not such a good idea

Health-and-safety gone mad: Hobbit-hole in the wall

Shit can happen in two years

Frivolous law suit

Religion’s bodycount continues to mount

Caught on CCTV: probably not a ghost

Quick; judge these women based upon their appearance!

Infographic reveals that all dogs are in fact dogs

Frog gives Salmond advice (All hail Queen Piggie)

Russia situation remains ‘pretty hairy’   

  

Train re-enacts end of Batman Begins (thankfully no serious injuries)

Wild speculation ends in tragedy

Study states the fucking obvious

Man’s inhumanity to animals continues apace

Gender bias strikes again

Study suggests food is bad for you

Boybands collapse into quantum pop singularity

Nudes in brief: Miranda Kerr  

Crazy woman is pretty crazy

All Hail The Megaburger

Quick question: have you tried not re-offending?!

Shocking performer’s shocking performance

Diana Watch 2014: ‘still’ dead

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