The news in brief:
It's alive: ancient virus from the before times
Giant snake versus crocodile
Sandwiches are not the enemy
161 year-old typo corrected
History repeats itself
Russian situation getting ‘a bit hairy’
Man's learns the hard way that his bosses read the news
Culinary jingoism
Gruesome images are gruesome
Kid loves dustcarts a little too much
Football brings the world together
Space is fucking awesome
Sherbet is a gateway drug
Endless repeats of Family Guy made homeless
Further plans to erode personal responsibility
News begrudgingly accepts that Russia might have a point
Science kicks AIDS’ into touch
Headteacher a bit strict
Spring weather ‘a lot less wintery’
Religion’s bodycount steadily increasing
Bureaucratic nit-picking ruins family home
Newspaper would totally be on the other side if the
homeowners weren’t gypsies…
Pope drops the F-bomb
UKIP councillor okay with apartheid (apparently)
Nudes in brief: everyone seems to have their clothes on.
Weird.
Rogue state surprises no-one
Diana Watch 2014: pretty sure she’s still dead
Reading the news so
you don’t have to…
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