As the world teeters on the brink of Mutually Assured
Destruction and a second Cold War (at least according to some news outlets)
thank your lucky stars that the mainstream news has its eye fixed squarely on
the news that really matters - who’s wearing what and who’s fucking who…
The news in brief
celebrity special:
Woman wears dress
Singer dresses like a whore
Woman loses baby weight
Celebrity couple are totally doing it
Cook keeps the kitchen
Men enjoy sporting event
Woman wears bikini
Work colleagues socialise together
Paparazzi catch new mum carrying her baby
Woman wears dress
Woman wears dress and engagement ring AT THE SAME TIME!
Woman wears dress WHILST PREGNANT!
Paper approves of woman’s appearance
Newspaper disapproves of woman’s appearance
Paparazzi catch woman wearing comfortable clothes
Paparazzi catch woman wearing tatty jeans
Mum shows affection to child IN PUBLIC
Cleavage
Shocker: 45 year-old Woman got drunk and had sex IN HER LATE
TEENS
Nudes in brief: Jessica Gomes
And finally: woman wears dress
Reading the ‘news’ so
you don’t have to…
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