As the world teeters on the brink of Mutually Assured
Destruction and a second Cold War (at least according to some news outlets)
thank your lucky stars that the mainstream news has its eye fixed squarely on
the news that really matters - who’s wearing what and who’s fucking who… 
The news in brief
celebrity special: 
Woman wears dress 
Singer dresses like a whore 
Woman loses baby weight 
Celebrity couple are totally doing it 
Cook keeps the kitchen 
Men enjoy sporting event 
Woman wears bikini 
Work colleagues socialise together 
Paparazzi catch new mum carrying her baby 
Woman wears dress 
Woman wears dress and engagement ring AT THE SAME TIME! 
Woman wears dress WHILST PREGNANT! 
Paper approves of woman’s appearance 
Newspaper disapproves of woman’s appearance 
Paparazzi catch woman wearing comfortable clothes 
Paparazzi catch woman wearing tatty jeans 
Mum shows affection to child IN PUBLIC
Cleavage 
Shocker: 45 year-old Woman got drunk and had sex IN HER LATE
TEENS  
Nudes in brief: Jessica Gomes 
And finally: woman wears dress 
Reading the ‘news’ so
you don’t have to… 
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