The
news in brief:
Family forced out of home by bananas
Website allows you to speak FROM
BEYOND THE GRAVE!!!!
Pushy mother is pushy
Apparently it’s easier to get a
popular DVD series recalled and an episode banned than it is to correct your
child…
Man does job
Man in his forties had photo taken
15 years ago
Celebrity not too clear on the
definition of ‘Vegan’
News outlet not so hot at spelling
Council finds new ways to waste
money
Breakfast skirts to get shorter
First day of spring ‘warmest day of
the year so far’
Onions are a gateway drug
Grieving, frightened, woman must be
sick of seeing her face on every. single. news site.
MPs are wizards (or liars, we went
with wizards)
Russian situation still ‘hairy’
New slogan had better be an
exceedingly good replacement
Elephants are smart enough to fear
humans
Religion’s bodycount continues to
mount
Man proves not all humans are
unbearable cunts
School’s dress code ‘a bit rigid’
Nudes in brief: Kate Upton
Man loses bet (but what a guy!)
Smartest woman on earth get caught
out
Health and fucking safety
Midair collision has a happy ending
Diana Watch 2014: probably still dead
Reading
the news so you don’t have to…
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