The news in brief:
Two-faced platitudes
Controversial performer is controversial
Married woman is having a baby
Man could have picked his words better
Cookies are a sometimes food
Religion’s bodycount continues to mount
Actor to appear in TV show
Hilarious punishment for hilarious crime
Woman does job
Man’s inhumanity to man continues apace
More UKIP madness
No shit: chickens are vertebrates
Commentators are holier than thou
There may be new buildings in the future
Nigel Benn is not Tony Benn #truefact
It’s not 1994 any more
Fuckers get what they deserve
À respirer is bad for you
Media’s narrow definition of beauty has a lot to answer for
Study states the obvious: marriage makes you fat
Corporation struggles to grasp definition of ‘free’ speech
Nudes in brief: Gemma Atkinson
Diana Watch 2014: still making headlines. Still dead.
Reading the news so
you don’t have to…
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