The news in brief:
Mind the gap
Religion’s bodycount continues to mount
People looked different 30 years ago
Study states the obvious: people are generally shit
Kids are hard work
Grown men act like 5 year old on the Internet
Journalist in trouble for not being psychic
Nudes in brief: Eva
Green
Remember: it’s totally cool to have a story about a woman’s
battle with depression right next to another ‘story’ about her racy photoshoot.
Economy a bit less shit
Remember: it’s only animal cruelty if you’re honest about it
General public can’t be trusted to brush their own teeth
It’s not rocket science: proof read your texts before you
hit send
Handy scapegoat appears
Summer may be hot
Wild speculation continues
Apparently computer buffs haven’t seen The Terminator
Council finds new way to waste money
Man takes minor inconvenience and obvious accident to the
national papers
Think tank basically makes shit up
Personal responsibility is apparently not a thing now
News giant doesn’t check it’s homepage for mistakes
Study suggests stupid idea is really fucking stupid
Unidentified Flying Object probably not aliens
Diana Watch 2014: ‘still’ dead
Reading the news so
you don’t have to…
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