War, invasions, budgets, referendums and missing aeroplanes; thank shitting crikey for The news in brief celebrity special:
People go out to dinner
Woman *doesn’t* wear dress
Couple may or may not be dating
Woman’s BMI is none of our business
Woman updates social media
Paparazzi intrudes on family outing
Woman conforms to media’s narrow definition of beauty
Singer is airbrushtastic
Cook cooks
Woman wears make up
Paparazzi catch family walking OUTSIDE!
Woman wears shirt
Nudes in brief: Amanda Kerr
Man goes jogging
Woman wears jumper
Shock: actress hugs her husband IN PUBLIC!!!!!!!
Definition of ‘similar’ stretched beyond breaking point
How dare singer not be omnipresent?! (who does she think she is….)
Cynical grown-ups don’t like children’s movie
Two grown men acts like five-year olds
People outraged over singer’s poster for no valid reason
Fashionista talks mindless, dribbling, intolerant, offensive, horse bollocks
Diana Watch 2014: princess had more than one change of clothes (and good manners apparently)
Reading the ‘news’ so you don’t have to…
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