This week’s celebrity
news in brief:
Stop the press: someone you’ve never met shares baby pictures
Detail’s of woman’s breakdown somehow our business
Woman conforms to media’s narrow definition of beauty
Cleavage is NOT news
Woman wears dress
Slightly pregnant woman looks slightly pregnant
Pot calls kettle black
Paparazzi intrudes on family day out
Woman’s personal life is somehow our business
Celebrities forced to get out of I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out
of Here
Breaking news: new mum goes out
Woman updates social media
Woman goes for walk
Paparazzi take pictures of couple having lunch
Woman fails to conform to media’s narrow definition of
beauty
Woman doesn’t get dressed up nice when putting the bins out
Who the fuck pays for pictures of woman the bins out?!
Man conforms to media’s narrow definition of beauty
Woman fails to note that it’s still November…
Two people’s outfits are a little bit similar
Stars in their bras: Ferne McCann Charlie Sims
Apparently rules don’t apply if you have enough money…
Reading the news so
you don’t have to…
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