Dear Buzzfeed,
We love you. Your ‘people from [insert country] try fast
food from [insert other country]’ videos are the funniest thing on the Internet
that don’t involve characters from history having an epic rap battle, or
cartoons depicting how films probably should have ended.
But, if you’re going to champion freedom from body-shaming
and judgemental cunts on the Internet, it’s a teenie-weenie bit hypocritical to
ridicule men who wear clip on man buns isn’t it? Just putting it out there.
The news in brief:
Newspaper now totally devoid of journalistic integrity
Journalist has apparently never head of The True Scotsman Fallacy
Study has remarkably low sample size
Scaremongering bullshit
Religion’s bodycount continues to mount
‘Secret burial chamber’ found in grain silo…
Contract ‘not worth the paper it’s written on’
People are basically unbearable monsters
Man’s inhumanity to man continues apace
Science will save us all
Economy still pretty shit
Turns out you need money to fund schools and police forces? Who
knew?!
Masterdating is totally good for you
Newspaper reinforces gender stereotypes
Medieval morality shits all over human decency
Man gets his dying wish
Nudes in brief: Elsa Hosk
And finally: four-year-old
girl is a much better person than some of the arseholes we’ve read about
tonight…
Reading the news so
you don’t have to…
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