The news in brief:
The world continues to turn and we need to carry on. So let’s
catch up with yesterday’s faceload of celebrity bullshit:
Man’s chronic illness somehow our business
Woman has shower
Woman objectified for your entertainment
Woman’s weight-loss more headline-worthy than actual
achievement
Stop the press: man spends time with son
Woman wears bikini
Woman updates social media
Woman wears clothes appropriate for the weather
Pregnant woman looks pregnant
Paparazzi intrudes on family day out
Woman wears dress
Woman conforms to media’s narrow definition of beauty
Family continues mission to be famous for absolutely nothing
Woman goes outside
Sideboob!
Thoughtless cunt has no brain/mouth filter
Breaking news: people wear sweaters when it’s fucking cold
Woman has the audacity to go out in comfy pants and a
sweater
Cleavage is NOT news
Photographer stalks mother taking child for a walk
Nudes in brief: Suki Waterhouse
And finally: woman pops to the shop
Reading the ‘news’ so
you don’t have to…
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