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Thursday 19 November 2015

The news in brief 19th November 2015

The news in brief:

World still pretty fucking abysmal

Trains still pretty shit

Economy still fucked

PM to get his own aeroplane

Man's inhumanity to man continues apace

Misleading photograph strikes again

Pigeons will save us all

Chickens will kill us all

It's not just any killer virus…

Musician full of shit (or possibly high)

Sad story surprises no-one

Internet full of retrograde bullshit

Celebrity twat probably unaware of the irony

Magazine has opportunity to make a positive change. Doesn't take it.

Antibiotic apocalypse!

Dude buys a hungry man lunch

Pro tip: Alderaan not part of ISIS

Baby is pretty fucking smart

Nudes in brief: Jorgie Porter

And finally: little boy shows the world true kindness

Reading the news so you don't have to...

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