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Monday 9 June 2014

The news in brief 9th June 2014:

The news in brief:

More human beings murdered in the name of invisible sky wizard

Religion’s bodycount continues to mount

Concepts understood by 8 year-olds apparently hard to grasp by gun-toting adults

Breaking news: media still has nothing to report

Newsflash: life in rogue-state's prison camp 'proper shit'

Study states the obvious: ancient men beat seven tonnes of shit out of each other 

It's not really 'competition' if one side has to jump through half a billion extra hoops first

Health and fucking safety

BBC manages to report on nothing for an hour and a half

Wild speculation continues

Turns out guns really do kill people 

Actor heckles audience

Economy a bit less shit

Mad suggestion that postmen should deliver things

Homeless charity suggests people should climb down from their ivory towers and think before screaming and shouting on the Internet

Human being dangerously stupid

Group of homophobic thundercunts need to be found and imprisoned for a very long time

Actor to star in film

Man's inhumanity to man continues apace

Elevator ride FROM HELL!

Arsehole teacher forgets how to person

Nudes in brief: Ferne McCann

Outrageous revelation: padlocks have mass

Diana Watch 2014: 'still dead'

Reading the news so you don’t have to...

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