The news in brief 4th June 2014:

The news in brief:

Woman clearly passionate about ice cream

Fracking will save us all

Plastic bags cause a stir on the Internet

Fracking will kill us all

Man's inhumanity to man continues apace

Queen carries out mostly ceremonial duty

Man tries to smuggle tyrannosaurus across the border

Religion’s bodycount continues to mount

Can a sniffer dog even identify a scent after 7 years?

Obama: master of diplomacy

Brazil prepares dystopian sci-fi army ready for the world cup

Article suggests that university not the same as school

Is David Cameron fracking under your house right now?

Hysteria: killer bees are coming!

‘Removing GCSE’ not the same as ‘not teaching it any more.’ People outraged anyway.

Three-parent babies poke the nation's moral outrage glands

Pro-tip: do not piss off someone driving a 14 ton vehicle

Nudes in brief: Kendall Jenner

School rules a bit heavy handed

Bureaucracy: 1, common sense: 0

Amazing graffiti is pretty amazing

House nothing like Hobbit Hole

Ignorance apparently a defence now?!

Diana Watch 2014: plans to her house found in journalist’s house. still dead.

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